Goodluck and Thanks

Assalamualaikum and very good day…


To all SRM FC players for trimester 3 2009/2010, just want to wish you, ALL THE BEST FOR FINAL EXAM for this trimester. And thanks to everyone that involved in SRM FC. Really hope that you guys trying and playing more harder for next session.


Kepada yang dah nak meninggalkan MMU pada sem hadapan, semoga korang berjaya diluar sana dan kenangan bersama korang amat kami rindui. Hehe.


All the best!!


Regards,

Wan Nasrul Ikhwan


Sembang-Sembang: Barca Tewas Kerana Iceland!

Punggung 'krem' 10 jam naik bas + referee 'adil' = Barca kalah...

Barca kalah. Walaupun menjaringkan gol terlebih dahulu, tetapi Inter bangkit kembali untuk menang 3-1, itupun hasil bantuan referee 'baekk punyaaaaa'.

Penulis bersorak gempita apabila Pedro menjaringkan gol pendahuluan buat Barcelon, terima kasih larian mantap Maxwell. Tetapi Inter berjaya membalas 3 gol menerusi Milito , Maicon dan Sneijder.

Penulis sedih melihat gaya permainan Barca mlm ini. Agak teruk. Kemungkinan disebabkan letih menaiki bas dari Spain trus ke Italy. Ditambah pula dengan kelibat waiters di JS yang selamba berulang-alik menghalang pandangan. Memang! Memang aku rempit datang JS semata-mata nak tengok mamak catwalk depan skrin!

Minta maaf. Penulis agak emosi. Messi bermain seperti manusia biasa semalam. Tiada larian ala-ala Avatar, dribble pun macam Lucas(Lucas, bakal legenda Liverpool). Memang ketara betul Barca kelesuan. 10 jam duduk dalam bas. Pengadil memang berat sebelah. Maybe sebab beliau adik angkat Maurinho?

Apa-apa pun, masih ada lagi 2nd leg. Kita tunggu dan lihat. Mungkinkah Messi bakal hattrik sekali lagi?

Sembang-Sembang: Fabianski 'Hero' Baru Sekolah Sukan Kebangsaaan Wenger!


Orang tua-tua selalu cakap, sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah jua..

Terbaru, Arsene "Genius" Wenger mengejutkan dunia bola sepak dengan satu lagi 'masterpiece quote' beliau yang berbunyi "Sebodoh-bodoh Almunia, bodoh lagi Fabianski" sejurus selepas menyaksikan team kanak-kanak beliau dikalahkan pada saat-saat terakhir perlawanan menentang Wigan semalam..

"Saya sungguh berpuas hati dengan persembahan kanak-kanak tadika saya. Terutamanya Fabianski. Memang, memang saya beli dia untuk memberi gol percuma kepada pihak lawan. Saya sungguh teruja dengan persembahan beliau." komen beliau ketika ditanya tentang kekalahan membanggakan tadi.

Tambah beliau lagi "Memang dia lah yang saya tunggu-tunggu selama ini. Ya, tidak silap lagi. Saya sengaja memilih untuk berdiam diri setiap kali transfer window dibuka sebab saya nak kumpul duit untuk beli pemain seperti dia."

"Kepada kelab-kelab lain seperti Chelsea atau MU, awas! Fabianski milik Arsenal. jangan sesekali memasang impian untuk membeli beliau.! He is our next legend!" kata Wenger sebelum menamatkan ucapan beliau.

Arsenal leading 2 gol sebelum Wigan menyumbat 3 gol dalam 10 minit terakhir, terima kasih kepada sumbangan of the season daripada Fabianski. Oh, tidak lupa juga jutaan terima kasih daripada peminat Wigan kepada Sylvester di atas peranan yang beliau maenkan. Betul cakap nenek aku, kalau dah bebal tu, bebal la jugak. Sekali lagi, Arsenal berjaya membuktikan bahawa mereka merupkan pembeli sampah terbaik di dunia. Mungkinkah Wenger sedang mengumpul duit untuk membeli Berbatov?

Dengan kekalahaan tadi, maka lebur lah impian Arsenal untuk mencium Piala EPL musim ini 6 tahun berturut-turut, satu rekod yang boleh la dibanggakan. Tetapi, jangan berputus asa wahai The Gunners. Liga Malaysia masih ada untuk kamu.

Laporan terbaru mengatakan bahawa sejurus tamat perlawanan tadi, lebih kurang 50 ooo penyokong Arsenal berpesta meraihkan kejayaan terbaru kelab memecahkan rekod kempunan piala EPL 6 musim berturut-turut. Mereka beramai- ramai bangga menunjukkan sepanduk masing-masing yang berbunyi "In Fabianski We Trust." dan "We Love both Almunia & Fabianski."

p/s: Happy 25th birthday to Fabianski..................................Fool!

Aziwan Breaks His Leg!


SRM fullback Aziwan, breaks his leg during his international duty.

Stay tune for the latest updates!

Flashback...



Credits to Shahrom and Hanafi..

Farewell Mr W.N. Ferguson..



Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I'll miss you
Until we meet again!


MMU Champions League Quarter-Finals Stage Update

Here we go..

Spirulina suffered two goals to nil defeat by Victory FC at Old Spirufford while the El Classico match, F&F against Black Emperor ended with a goalless draw during their first leg round last Wednesday.

The 2nd leg round will be on this Friday.

Good luck to all..

MMU Champions League Semi-Finalists

Four teams progressed to the next stage of 2010 MMU Champion League..

They will battle for two tickets to the final at 90 000 capacity MMU Stadium on 21st April 2010.

First Leg Match


FIRE&FLAMES vs BLACK EMPEROR at Flamey Road.

VICTORY FC vs SPIRULINA FC at Victoria Stadium.

Second Leg Match



SPIRULINA FC vs VICTORY FC at Old Spirufford.

BLACK EMPEROR vs FIRE&FLAMES at Emperor Bridge.


Who is your favorite to lift the prestige cup??

Sembang-Sembang: SRM Tewas Akhirnya..


Player Rating: Black Emperor 1-0 SRM FC

I Should Done Better - Nisham

SRM goalie ask forgiveness from fans for his blunder..

SRM shot-stopper Nisham expressed his regret and apologized to everyone for his misjudgment that allowed Black Emperor scored an easy equalizer goal.

"I want to say sorry to all especially my teammates and all of our fans. I should done better with the goal but I disappoint everyone with my silly mistake." he said during the press conference.

"We deserve to win but my poor decision had cost SRM eliminated from the competition. And I also let them down with my failure during the penalty shootout."

"I promise that I'll improve my weakness and stay with SRM FC for a long term. And sorry for my bad English. hahaha"

All the best!!

Match Report: Black Emperor 1-0 SRM(4-3 pen)

Game over for SRM as Emperor progress to semi-final..

SRM needed at least a draw to following a 1-0 win from the first leg, but Emperor again proved to be too strong and booked their ticket into the semi-finals of the Europa League.

The match started a little bit late because of some technical problems when a few of SRM players still have class until 6 pm and as a result, they didn't have time to do war-up before entering the pitch.

The opening 15 minutes saw the SRM were caught sleeping by the opponent. Emperor opened the scoring after only 20 minutes. They scored a simple header goal, thanks to Nisham misjudgment error. Later, SRM had their first big chance of the game when Kamarul unleashed a low shot with his right foot but the ball was just went begging.

SRM continued to look lively but were unlucky not to break the deadlock when a shot from the right-hand side by Kenneth was floated straight towards the post but the goalie produced a clever save to deny the strike. SRM then won a 20 yard free kick but Luqman's effort went straight to the goalkeeper's hand.

In the closing moments of the half, SRM continued to press, with Shahrom cutting out a pass that was intended for Ammar, who was waiting to tap in from close range. Ammar's shot was blocked by the defender as the aggregate 1-1 until full-time.

Since the score were level, the match had to be decided through the penalty. Chap, Shauqie, Kenneth, Faris and Shahrom assigned to take the job. SRm failed on their first attempt as Chap kicked the ball straight to the keeper. Nisham then took place and brilliantly saved the shot to level the score. Shauqie released a thunderbolt strike to make it 2-1. Then, the second Emperor penalty taker managed to level the score sheet with a slow ground ball passed Nisham. SRM lost when Faris screamer effort hit the post even though Kenneth and Shahrom both scored as all the Emperor's penalty taker succeed to finish their job.

First defeat for the newcomer SRM this season but they surely had done a fantastic job so far. For Black Emperor, all the best!

Special: SRM's Most Handsome Player Award


All the players compete for the SRM's Most Handsome Player Award, a first award ever in SRM FC and Top 5 finalists has been chosen, fully voted by fans.

Top 5 Finalists.

1. Luqman Cornerman
2. Aziwan Pinkyboy
3. Amir Ensemboi
4. Kenneth 'Chinese Look'
5. Ammar Gyboy

The winner of this award will bring back a limited edition of Nisham's jersey and RM10k facebook poker chips.

The winner is (click here).

Hahahahaha!!

Match Preview: Black Versus Grey!

Exclussive: Seven SRM Players Imported For The SRC CUP!

Seven players from SRM squad imported by three SRC Cup teams...

Salsa FC
1. Faris
2. Haniff

Dettol FC
1. Luqman
2. Shahrom
3. Nisham

Mantisz FC
1. Ammar
2. Kenneth

Good luck guys. But remember, NO INJURIES okay!!

Sembang-Sembang: Oi, Setan Merah.Apa cerita???


Ahhh..Bak kata pepatah DAVID TEO, "jangan santai2 berbaling di tepi pantai, nanti lu misti dipijak olang maaa.."

Selepas team tak cukup umur, Arsenal dimalukan Messi Selasa lalu,kini giliran Man Utd untuk mengemas beg awal keluar dari UCL semalam akibat bermain terlalu santai dan over konfiden..

Bermain di hadapan penonton sendiri, ManUtd me'leading'kan diri mereka 3-0 semasa babak pertama hasil gol daripada midfielder 'rembatsaja' Gibson dan 2 gol daripada The "dulusampahsekarangstar" Nani..

Sir Ason(Alex ferguSON) merisikokan ManUtd dengan menurunkan Rooney yang masih injured sikit2.. Masuk babak kedua, Rafael dilayangkan kad merah kerana 'maen belakang' Ribery, mungkin tergoda dengan ketampanan manusia berwajah hantu itu. Olic dari Bayern merogol Van Der Sar untuk gol pertama bayern dari posisi sempit kemudian sepakan roket+volley+1st timer dari Pacik Robben "Jang" Robben menodai gawang MU. Keputusan muktamad; agregat MU 4-4 Bayern..Bayern menang ikut away goals..

Penulis sempat menemuramah beberapa peminat MU n Bayern sebelum n selepas game.

Sebelum game:

Ali: Eleh..bayern je pn..apa la sangat..MU konpem menang a..klu MU kalah, aku berani mengaku y aku ada mega poster Justin Biebier dalam bilik aku. Tapi MU kalah?mustahil..haha

Eddy: hmmm..i rs MU la..sebab c botak Rooney tu maen mlm ne kan..konpem MU..i x g tgk mlm ne..i cbok..nak g clubbing..tambah dosa..maklumla, i kan hensem..

Iqbal: Apa manchester united tu?rancangan tv ka?

Selepas game:

Rom: buduh bah c rafael tu..pree2 kad merah.. c babitov lagi s**l..pemalas gla B**I..B**I pn nda malas mcm dia..balek dl..mo nanges..

Marol:helloooo.xcuse me??i x layan bola ne..i ska tgk cite mcm America's Next Top Model..xske a bola..sakit tau langgar2, tekel2 tu..i xske la..Oh my gucci!i t'over plk..

Luqman: adoii..skrg team EPL tgl Liverpool je kan dlm Champs League tu..wakil EPL..pasne bole blasah Barca!tgk la nnt..lukas konpem hattrik..haha..eh, jap2..aisehmen..aku malu..liverpool dah msuk UEFA Cup la plk..x lpas grup stage ari tu..

Suasana suram menyelebungi keadaaan semalam. Peminat Setan Merah lesu membayar bil makan minum..segala sorak, gelakan awl, semua nya lebur..

Xpa..cba taun dpan..hahahaha

Sembang-Sembang:Budak-Budak Kecik Dirotan Punggung 4x oleh MEssi



OOPPPSSSSS...ARSENAL KALAH ~!!!???.arsenal mengigit jari LAGI! Itu bukanlah satu keajaiban,tetapi itulah satu kebiasaan bagi arsenal.seperti sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga,itulah keadaan sebenar yang menimpa arsenal,apabila hanya mampu melihat penyerang Argentina ,Lionel Messi,membelasah arsenal 4-1. ini telah melayakkan Barcelona ke peringkat separuh akhir Liga Juara-juara buat kali ke-3 berturut. Messi umpana harimau yang kelaparan daging apabila merobek gawang gol arsenal sebanyak 4 kali.arsenal sayur hanya mmpu melihat tanpa berbuat apa-apa.

Penyerang Arsenal, Nicklas Bendtner merumuskan prestasi Messi ‘luar biasa’ manakala Theo Walcott berkata, kadang kala anda hanya mahu duduk menonton Messi bermain.Bakat luar biasa Messi menyinar menerusi setiap gol yang dijaringkannya di Camp Nou.

Untuk gol terakhir, Messi merembat rendah dan bola melepasi kaki penjaga gol itu sehingga pengurus Arsenal, Arsene Wenger berkata, hanya segelintir pemain yang mampu menjaringkan gol seperti itu.

“Yang terpenting ialah menjaringkan gol,” kata Messi.

Dia mendahului senarai penjaring Liga Sepanyol dengan 26 gol daripada 27 perlawanan.


Player Rating: SRM 1-0 Black Emperor

Writer rates their performance randomly..haha

Nisham- 7: Unbeaten in four straight consecutive matches. Quiet evening for the shot-stopper and had little thing to do during the match.

Meegan- 7: Did a good job to settle down the opponent at the first half but unhappy during the second period because of lack of support from his comrades. Missed a few tackles.

Faris- 7.5: Reliable as always. Just recovered from injury problem but his performance was never under the par.

Shauqie- 7.5: Tough and fast. Let the opponent down with his pace and quick interception.

Amir- 7: Ridiculous yellow card. Maybe he want to copy Maradona's Hand of God.

Kenneth- 7.5: Did the dirty job very well. Covered the back-four brilliantly. Another confident performance from the 'Chinese-look' midfielder.

Luqman- 8.5: No words can describe him. Absolutely fabulous. Even Ronaldo failed to score directly from the corner spot. Word of the day: cornerman- used when a player strike a straight goal from the corner kick past 3 opponents and curl into the net.

Shahrom-7: Quiet evening from the winger. Did he lost his Walcott-like speed and pace again?

Kamarul- 7: Decent performance. Need more fitness training after this to improve his stamina.

Ammar- 7: Improvement from the previous game. Hold the ball nicely and provided tidy pass to his teammates. Bravo!

Chap- 8: Sensational! Although he haven't found the net yet but his level of stamina is extremely amazing. Like in the Forest Gump's movie, he always ran to chase the ball. Won countless foul and nearly injured his spinal, 'thanks' to one of the opponent's 'kung fu' kick!

Substitutions

Haniff- 6.5: Replaced Kamarul but didn't have time to prove something.

Aziwan- 6.5: Brought in for Meegan. A few mistakes but quick to recover the errors.

Eddy: N/A

Ali: N/A

Match Report: SRM 1-0 Black Emperor

Luqman tremendous goal gives SRM slender advantage against Emperors...

SRM had towork hard for their 1-0 victory against Black Emperor, with the only goal coming from ambitious skipper Luqman.

Amir was 'awarded' a yellow card for a hand-ball ten minutes after the first whistle. At th same time, Emperors 'barbarian' tactic had caused SRM flow to be unstable when they always lost the ball and possesion to the opponent.

Emperor's right winger created a good opening on the quarter hour as he provide a perfect cross from the right flank but the striker gave an untidy header. Moments later, Kamarul won a corner for SRM and Luqman, took the job. He swung the ball and a miracle happen. The ball bounced first, passed two Emperor defenders, dummied the keeper and straight into the net. Luqman broke the deadlock with his first goal for SRM in a very stylish way.

Shahrom nearly have doubled the lead moments later after a decent corner kick from Luqman, but his header, maybe his first in his career went wide of the near post.

Emperor were desperate to score the equaliser goal. They played more aggressive and commited several heavy fouls. SRM awarded a freekick when Emperor booked for a hard challenge to Chap. Chap took the chance to score his first goal this season with a 'prikik Roberto Carlos" style but his shot was unlucky to find the target.

Just before the half time break, Chap once again fouled by the Emperor during a header challenge. He had to be brought out from the field for an emergency aid and physio found that there was small crack in his spinal cord. Chap showed his high football spirit when he refused to be withdrawed and ran back into the pitch.

At the second half, Emperor were enjoying possesion but still failed to troubled SRM defense line. Emperor increase their tempo and tried to attack from both left and right flanks but failed to provide any shot-on target. The final stage were increasingly frantic as Emperor tried to find the equaliser goal but the referee signalled for full-time with the scoreline reading 1-0.

SRM and Black Emperor will met again next Monday for the second-leg tie where a goalless draw is enough for SRM to qualify to the semi-final.

for SRM

Match Preview: Underdog Host Big Black Panter!!

A mouth-watering tie between the newcomer against the master class Black Emperor.

SRM and Black Emperor meet today for their first-leg quarter-final match at SRMirates, 5.45 pm local time.

Good luck guys..

p/:semoga anda semua selamat tanpa sebarang kecederaan..hahahaha

Sembang- sembang: Setan Merah Tersungkur Dibaham Singa Biru.

Ooppsss..Tewas lg..Hahaha..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eh, sori semua..t'emo plak..HAHAHAHA!!

Game MU vs CHE smlm sgt bgus..hahaha..drpd game smlm, kita dpt nmpk rupa sebenar Setan MErah tnpa Rooney. Finishing 0, build-up play 0, work-rate 0 n d only thing that they do is merungut,m'persalahkan referee..hahahaha..rooney, sembuh cpt..HAHAHA!!

Gol Joe Cole mmg chantek..terbaekk..Drogba was clearly offside tapi apa ble buat..linesman buta..Gol Macheda??bodo..score gna tangan..desperate tol MU ni..hahaha..tp dia kira ok la dr Berbatov..aku rasa referee lari lg banyak n lju dr Berbatov..hahaha

Ckp banyak pn xgna..Korg fans MU paam2 la sndiri k..hahaha..

btw, Arsenal menang semalam..ooppss..=D

Sembang-sembang..

Sembang-sembang merupakan segmen baru dalam blog SRM FC yang bakal membincangkan perkembangan bola sepak Eropah..Didatangkan dalam versi Bahasa Melayu, segmen ini diwujudkan penulis bagi membolehkan beliau mengutarakan pendapat tentang dunia bola sepak yang semestinya bukanlah dunia bola sepak Malaysia.

Cheers..

Exlussive - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!





Match Report: Spirulina 1-4 SRM FC

Nasrul's men march on as Spirulina are brushed aside...

SRM put pressure on Black Emperor for they next quarter-final clash after running out 4-1 winners over Spirulina at Old Spiruford on Wednesday.

Kamarul opened the scoring and after that Ammar volleyed the second goal for SRM in the first half. Eddy and Nisham both scored second half goals before Spirulina grabbed a consolation goal through their winger.

Luqman, played as supporting striker behind Chap raced down the right wing and drilled the ball low across the face of goal for Kamarul to slide the ball home at the far post to score his 2nd goal for SRM.

Before the half-time, Spirulina were again exposed on the right-hand side of their defence when Luqman find Shahrom on the edge of the area and he rolled the ball out to Ammar, who rifled the ball left-footed past a stranded Spirulina goalie for the second goal.

Second-half started with a few substitutions made by SRM for tactical purpose. Eddy find his first ever goal in SRM's shirt after the blunder from Spirulina shot stopper and few minutes later, SRM fourth goal scored, thanks to Chap post-hitting header that rebound straight to Nisham, who headed the ball into the Spirulina net.

Just before the final whistle blew, Spirulina scored a consolation goal through a brilliant solo strike fro their right winger.

Please be prepared for the next match against Black Emperor!

All the best SRM!